famous skiing quotations to inspire you

Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
~good sayings about Clothing quotes by Author Unknown

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
~skiing quotes comedy by Dave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
~famous quotes about Skiing by Dave Barry

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
~Famous skiing sayings by Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter.
~Wise sayings by Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
~good sayings about Skiing quotes by Steven Wright

The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
~skiing quotes comedy by Tim Cahill

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
~famous quotes about Skiing by Author Unknown